the musings of a two year old

(out for a stroll, "fishy purse" and dog in hand)

what a two year old says...

most of the time I'm guessing and trying to figure out just what little miss g is saying

but sometimes I get it right...

(note: if you are offended by the word penis, don't read on)

while walking in the parking lot with daddy genevieve pointed to the moon:

 genevieve: "the moon, the moon, I wan it"

joe: "yeah that is the moon"

genevieve: "i wanna touch it, my hand"

joe: "it's too far away to touch it"

genevieve: "i get stick, touch stick"

joe: "I don't think you can even reach it with a stick"

genevieve: "i wan it, i wan it"

while on the toilet genevieve looked through her legs

"where my penis (clear as day) go?"

as i was trying (operative word) to take pictures of her

she took the lens cap and put it over her eye

"i a pirate"

(what the heck i didn't even know she knew what a pirate was)

while at red butte gardens for halloween

her and her little friend aaron ran around saying everything was 

"skooky"

she is constantly nursing her baby dolls or having me nurse her baby doll while i nurse fin

"mommy's mulk" 

sophi rolled over the other day to have us rub her belly

genevieve yelled in delight

"sopi a nakie girl!" 

(because there is no fur on sophi's tummy)

we went to the doctor and as the doctor walked in

clear as day she said:

"hi dr. wirkus"

(um hello, she is paying attention way more than i give her credit for)

she was going over the anatomy of her minnie mouse

"eyes, ears, nose, bow" 

then she came to the tail

"whas at... its penis"

(i was floored, its apparent she has a baby brother)

at the grocery store she was sucking a sucker

the check out lady said 

"you are a cute girl"

genevieve: "no i a sticky girl!"

my sweet girl, you keep us on our toes and laughing all the time.

what would i ever do without you?

xoxo

~mom