Memo to Mckenzie's Post Pregnancy Body

Dear Mckenzie's Post Pregnancy Body: Mckenzie would like to acknowledge and thank you for the the excellent work that you, her body, performed during the time period of January '09 to October '09 on the "Growing A Baby" Project. However, it has been 6 weeks since this project was completed and closed out. While Mckenzie understands that this was a great accomplishment and you would like people to remember and see the outcome of your great work for a long time to come, it is time to pack up any remaining evidence of such project and return to normal operating procedures immediately. Your boss, Mckenzie, would like to assign the following tasks to your team members to be completed without any further delay: Team Member Hips: While you worked hard to prepare for the passage of said baby. Those of us here at Mckenzie's Body are getting tired of you walking around boasting that you have accomplished such task. We feel that it is only fair that you shrink back down to pre-birthing hip size until your next baby project. Team Member Stomach: Your boss Mckenzie recognizes you for suffering perhaps the most abuse during your work on the baby project, however your behavior after the project has caused your boss Mckenzie the greatest cause for concern and embarrassment. She feels that you have had ample time to deal with your emotional and physical issues and it is high time you return back to normal. She does not like to look like she is smuggling an inter tube under her shirt wherever she goes. It is time to flatten down, and tighten up. Team Member Hormones: You hold a position of leadership and authority over all aforementioned team members, and as their supervisor you must take you orders seriously. As of lately, you are what we in the body business like to refer to as a "Hot Mess." It is time to disembark from the exciting roller coaster that you have been able to ride on in the past months and find stable footing on the ground. While your day to day stabilizing work may seem boring, it is imperative to the other team members, who will not be able to achieve their goals without your guidance and support. Sure, everyone loves a crazy person, but only for a little while. Your time of careless fun is up. It is time to get back to the daily grind. As you, Mckenzie's Body, works to regain your pre-pregnancy status and routine, you will see an increase in Mckenzie's happiness and an abundance of joy in her life. Do not worry, just because you will have to leave your memories of this baby making project behind, does not mean that you will never be needed again. She hopes to open new baby cases in the not too distant future, and we will need you refreshed and repaired when that time comes. With all the thanks in my heart I give you a final dismissal from this project, and declare that it was a huge success!!!