I Guess..

Every mom feels the same, thank goodness I'm not alone.

These are few things I just don't think all dads can relate to.

Where you once believed you were fearless, you now find yourself afraid.

The sacrifices you thought you made to have a child no longer seem like sacrifices.

You respect your body ... finally.

You respect your parents and love them in a new way.

You find that your baby's pain feels much worse than your own.

You lose touch with the people in your life whom you should have banished years ago.

 Your heart breaks much more easily.

 You think of someone else 234,836,178,976 times a day.

Every day is a surprise... not always a good surprise however.

Bodily functions are no longer repulsive. In fact, they please you. (Hooray for poop!)

 You look at your baby in the mirror instead of yourself.

You become a morning person... with much reluctancy

Your love becomes limitless, a superhuman power.

You finally realize that true joy doesn't come from material wealth

You now know where the sun comes from

You'd rather buy a play mat with lights and sounds than those shoes that you've been dying to have

You don't mind going to bed at 9 p.m. on Friday night

Silence? What's that?

You realize that the 15 pounds you can't seem to get rid of are totally worth having

You discover an inner strength you never thought you had

You no longer rely on a clock — your baby now sets your schedule

You give parents with a screaming child an 'I-know-the-feeling' look instead of a 'Can't-they-shut-him-up?' one

Your dog — who used to be your 'baby' — becomes just a dog

You take the time for one more hug and kiss even if it means you'll be late

You learn that taking a shower is a luxury

You realize that you can love a complete stranger (so true I couldn't have loved the nurses more while sick)

You find yourself wanting to make this world a better place

If you didn’t believe in love at first sight before, now you do!

The support you get from other people surprises you, because the people giving it are not always the ones you'd expect.

Nothing is just yours any longer. You share EVERYTHING!

You want to take better care of yourself for your child.

You can have the most wonderful conversation using only vowel sounds like "ahhh" and "oooo."